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I’m Flattered, really I am…

Posted by josejump on December 10, 2007

First of all Mikey, I am flattered that you would read my blog.

Second of all, I appreciate the DMCA notice… now I feel complete… it actually cements my Theory into fact, that he is a one trick pony… squalks about innocent people and tries to exploit the emotions of their family, and then when the going gets tough… out come the DMCA notices.

Seriously, this guy is amazing! How do you do it.. wake up at what, 10 or 11 am, roll over and ask your wife to move because she is blocking the light from the Motel window… get up, hop on your rentway computer and look at all the comments that people have left you. Delete them, then write some supporting ones for yourself.

Then what… revise your sorry book…again?

Surf the net looking for tragic stories… write about them, hoping to get someone upset… then take a break to worship at the porcelain throne where you pay homage to Fred Phelps, the only person that is as daft as you, only he is infinitely better, because he actually shows up.

Then you check the blogs that have exposed you again and again… Well, I am honored. You are one of the HUNDREDS of people that visit my blog each day. One of the hundreds that know what a fraud, and a coward you are.

You join the ranks of the daily HUNDREDS that now know how you faked deaths, faked adresses, and faked fatherhood. Sillygoose must sure love you and how smart you are… what a woman to follow you around, even after you tried to cheat on her. Even after you (and I love this part) send a DMCA take-down notice for a picture of your penis that you sent to someone in an IM chat…. THAT was AWESOME!!!

Thanks again for visiting my humble blog… I am honored that you would think so much of my writing that you would send me a notice… I was wondering when one of those would show up.

In honor of your daily visits, I would like to share with the world, your ode to the mall workers.

“The lost revenue during this season is one thing to consider. Also, does the store want its employees deaths to be for naught? They didn’t ask or deserve to die, but they died doing what retail employees do: providing customer service to ungrateful, arrogant, ill-bred customers.” 

Hopefully that temp job holds out long enough for you to make the room payment just in time for Christmas…

(Quote used without permission from Michael Scott Crook Vogel Delaney.)

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Michael “Fred Phelps” Crook.

Posted by josejump on December 2, 2007

Now that tard boy is on the hunt for more attention, (the problem being, you can’t get medical benefits when you do temp work once a month, so his meds are out, and he is too broke to buy more,) he is stalking the net for girls he could NEVER get.

Come on, you have seen the pictures and the interviews. What girl in he right mind would touch that guy with a ten foot pole except to beat him over the head? Can you imagine that nasally voice trying to whisper sweet nothings into your ear? It is about as appealing as Charlie Brown’s school teacher.

You would have to have beer goggles to the point of Alcohol poisoning to consider taking that guy home. The greasy hair, sunken eyes, and yes you would have to take him home, as I am not sure there is enough room in the hotel room his wife and him struggle to rent by the week for all three of you.

Yes, he is THAT desperate for attention. Make no mistake. That is the only reason he writes any of this about anyone. He has a documented history of stalking underage girls, trolling for dates while he is married, and playing the attention whore card.

Look folks, all the people out here in normal land offer our deepest condolences. We have friends and Children. These are things that have been all taken away form Michael Crook, more than once. The only thing he has to cling to, is a hope that someday, someone will buy one of his books.

Unfortunately while you struggle with your loss, he will print something vile about it, and revel in your pain as you try to find some comfort. You have lost plenty; friends and family members. He has literally NOTHING to lose.  The clothes on his back, and whatever Charitable donations he might receive, as his worldly possessions…(boxes of old newspapers and his feces collection) have all been sold off or dumped in a dumpster. That is why he is so desperate to sell his book. He needs money, and some self satisfaction…something he has no capacity to get from any of his accomplishments, as he is a complete failure. No more kids, the court has seen fit to relieve him of that duty, on more than one account. So you will tell him that he has more than one child, and all he will say is no… which technically is true, because legally, he is not that father of any of them.

He will play games all day, but once you figure him out, as most of us have… It is just old hat. You tell me if you should even be concerned about a guy who hasn’t help a permanent job in ages, who had a marriage that lasted about 6 months and ended when his wife beat the crap out of him. Lost kids because he is such a failure as a parent, and has been moved out of more homes and apartments than I can count. (He has even had the the health department force him out because he lived in so much squalor. )

The question is, do you REALLY want to let yourself be effected by this troll? He is a nothing, that will say ANYTHING to make you think he is SOMETHING…which he is not.

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Posted by josejump on November 22, 2007

Hey Crook, too bad you don’t have any family to visit on Thanksgiving… is that why you are attempting to torment other families? So what, you and your cow of a wife are going to stare at the walls of your Motel room? What’s for dinner? Is she going to be lying on the bed in her stretch pants and Winnie the Pooh T-Shirt, her fingers all coated with cheese from the off brand dollar store corn puffs, laughing like sloth from the goonies, as she watches Jerry Springer re-runs on television?

I imagine you will be hunkered over your keyboard trolling the Internet trying to find some unfortunate soul who has succumbed to a terrible accident. You might want to get a piece of toilet paper to wipe that crusty white stuff off the corners of your mouth, and slide your greasy hair to the side as you switch between porn and digging for attention getting stories.

I guess you have one thing to be thankful for this holiday. You can thank the good lord that your motel room has 2 locks on it…

You are getting more and more pathetic. You and the wife aught to go down to the local clinic so you can refill your meds.

To those who have lost family and friends this holiday season, I am sorry that you had to stumble on that miserable troll.  Take a look around here, and you can see what he is all about. Unfortunately the best he can do is repeat the same shtick over and over again, hoping to get attention. He hasn’t had an original though his whole life. He rehashes the same M.O. over and over again.  Expect more of the same from this scumbag of the highest order.

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Crook Needs attention.

Posted by josejump on November 18, 2007

Everyone look at Mikey. Evidently the Motel walls are getting too small. He needs to come up with more under age girls that he wants to fantasize about.

The reality of it all, my dear readers, is that you can read all of his posts, and you will see very little ever changes. He hides in his room, typing away on his rented computer, trying to get a reaction out of people, because he knows that normally folks don’t pay attention to the dregs of society unless they ring their own bell.

No reason to get disjointed by this guy… take some time, read my posts. Do a little Google research on Michael Crook, Michael Delaney, Michael Vogel. Michael Vogel-Delaney, Silentmike… They are all one in the same and all your digging will show you that he has NEVER been successful at ANYTHING, EVER!

His proudest moments, and unfortunately best accomplishments were 10 years ago, when he was the president of a crappy techno band’s fan club.  Seriously, I kid you not.

Seriously, the only thing he is successful with is being obnoxious. He can make a name for himself by insulting people. Great Mike, you managed to get to the level of Fred Phelps.  That is a proud accomplishment.  He wears his dismal failures with pride, like a badge of honor, failed marriages, failed jobs, failed interviews, failed parenthood, everything he does is a complete mess. He isn’t even good at not being good. He is a failed criminal! He got caught shoplifting, and it wasn’t even something worthwhile. He was shoplifting in a GROCERY STORE. 

Don’t buy into the hype.. the guy is a clown… youtube him… It’s no joke. His eyes are all out of whack and sunken in, His hair is greasy and nasty, and he got hit so many times with an ugly stick, that it left marks.

Go ahead, look at his blog, and take a gander at all the crap he posts… you can leave some comments about how he sicks, because then he will dance around the room when he sees them like some masturbatory juvenile retard. Just understand, he is a skinny little coward that is just looking for some attention, and he will say anything to get it.

Don’t worry, because he is all bark and no bite. He talks it, but he never brings it. he tried a couple of times, and you can see the results… it is now on the Internet for all to torture themselves with.

If you are going to take the time to read his crap, you might as well take a look here too. You will at least see who this special-ed drop out is.

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Michael the Autist, I mean Artist…

Posted by josejump on November 6, 2007

So Captain Brilliant gave up another shot at his book. Let me tell you how well he did with that upgrade… last week, his book was ranked on LULU, a self publishing website that he uses to pawn his garbage, at 51,666.

Tonight… with all the quality additions and meaty info on crap that nobody cares about… it has risen… no, make that fallen to a beautiful 52,266. That is right. It sucks so bad, that it is in a steady DECLINE!!! ROFL.

I will be happy to give you a comparison, I have in the past… Today’s publication of focus to compare Mikey’s drivel to is, “People Talk About… Herpes” ranked at 9,626. That is right… since the beginning days of my blog, that allows people to comment on Michael Crook,(unlike his own, where he selects only a few comments) his book has consistently been outperformed by books about poop, boogers, and STD’s.

Now that should tell you something.

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The boy who cried wolf.

Posted by josejump on November 5, 2007

Sure, he will show up at the funeral… Oh yeah, and you can believe he was served with papers too. Just like the McDonalds Corporation sued him…

I would say you could trust him as far as you could throw him, but since he is a buck 20 soaking wet, there are some fellas around here that wouldn’t have an issue hammer tossing his malnourished goofy eyed self pretty far.

And as far as adding 1oo+ pages to his absurdly stupid book, well, you can bet that between all his other vitriolic ideas, he barely had enough room to fill that much without a whole pile of, “I’d hit that,” and “I won,” and “they deserved it.”

I figured I would be on here daily writing about why his ideas are incorrect, and how the reader can see for themselves and make their own conclusions. The problem is.. in the last 4 years, this asshat hasn’t had a new or original idea. It is the same garbage, rehashed over in different incarnations.

See SSDD post…

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MIchael’s idea of free speech.

Posted by josejump on November 3, 2007

All his gay porn magazines that they will have to give to the local waste management company since nobody is going to buy anything from the crap being auctioned off from his delinquent storage space.

So much for that great job of his… He can’t even pay the costs on a storage unit.

No really, Michael Crook and free speech in the same sentence. That is laughable. he himself said that he woke one morning to 100+ comments to be posted, however that same morning, only a handful were approved. That is why I started this blog… it is a place for those who get dumped off his blog to post.  He is a coward and a liar. The only free speech he is interested in, is HIS free speech. Anyone else needs to keep quiet.

Have a great day folks, read some of the comments here, and you can feel free to post your thoughts and opinions on how supportive he is of free speech.

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Hey, Bruce Rockwell!

Posted by josejump on October 31, 2007

Michael Mentions that you sent him a comment that said,” “if you truly are a Mormon or a MAN,” I would apologize. He then said, “let your conscience be your guide.””

Well, I think you have your answer… he is neither.

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Michael’s Open offer to Rowan.

Posted by josejump on October 31, 2007

Most of you folks have probably stumbled on this blog based on your outrage stemming from the tasteless inane, and insane ramblings of Michael Crook.

I will apologize to you for his actions. He is, quite simply, an ass. Don’t waste your time pursuing this dope, he won’t show up. He has never shown up. In fact he has created such a ruckus in the past, that has has had to hide in his home for weeks on end.

He is so desperate for attention, that he at one point, tried to ebay the option of him leaving the country. Once the auction was to close, he claimed he would leave the country… Well, no such luck.

The guy is a fraud and a liar. he has committed perjury, has made up fake Internet persona on NUMEROUS occasions, and faked his death.

If someone really decided to sue him, they would get nothing, because he has nothing.  He has been, is, and will continue to be a legend in his own mind. Untouchable only because he feels safe and secure that he can sling rocks and duck behind his keyboard for safety.

He will try and exploit your emotions because he gets off on that. There is something messed up in his head that says, “Hey, I need attention, and any attention is good attention.” This leach thrives of the anger and hurt of others….

He will claim he is Mormon, Gay, Nazi, or whatever he thinks might get the biggest rise out of folks. All of it is a lie. He is a skinny little 140lb. loser that has never held a job for long, has never lived in one place too long, has been married and divorced more than once, has fathered and abandoned children more than once, and has been in jail for petty thievery.

The guy is pathetic, he has bounced from home to home through his whole life, and when nobody could handle him anymore, he ended up in a boys home, and THAT was a failure for him. He has pretended to be his own girlfriend on more than one occasion and as mentioned more than once here, faked his death.

He tried to be slick by claiming physical addresses that were nothing more than rented mailboxes. Look, the Moron tried to get into the Military, and when he was on his meds tried to write a tear jerker for the local paper about how he longed to serve his country, but was prevented by health issues. Of course all that changed when he found he could get MORE attention by claiming he faked his way out.

The guy you are pissed at is a douche of the highest order, and a little investigation will come up with all sorts of stuff on him.  Of course, in an effort to both garner more attention and anger people, he will deny it, the problem being it is too well documented.

So Rowan, don’t hold your breath. You won’t see him anytime soon, and you have seen him “debate”.  He will harp on the unfortunate circumstances of Donnie Farrel until the next unfortunate accident comes along.  If you get close enough to him, you may see a retraction, but don’t hold your breath.

So, I apologize for this jerk’s words. They are hurtful. I put him right up there with Fred Phelps of the Westbourough Baptist Church and asshats of his kind. I offer my condolences for the senseless killing of your son, friend, or brother. Hopefully knowing a little more about the scumbag that is taunting you will make you realize that there are more that stand with you, than stand with him.  

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Where to start…

Posted by josejump on October 30, 2007

I have to chuckle this morning… Crook is working his way up the food chain. At least he has gone from stalking minors to college age kids.

I remember when someone eagerly shared the 10 Candlelight Circle address in Liverpool, NY. Michael freaked. He seriously went ballistic. He was shooting off DMCA notices, and threatening web-hosting services trying to get his address taken down. He was however happy to post other people’s address.

In the process though, he wouldn’t even order pizza he was so scared of people, and when they came to repossess his computer… he called the cops.

He is pretty brave sitting behind his computer. and don;t think for a second that his problem is an Iron deficiency, his real issue is that there is a huge void in his head, so his eyes, as cockeyed as they are, are being sucked back into his head.

So what will it be today Mikey? Ahhh, I see we are going with the unfortunate death to make fun of scenario. Didn’t get enough attention from Mommy as a kid? It’s ok, you can always move back in with Mavis, she may have room in her trailer for you if you can save up the bus fare to get out there… she can sweep one of her other illegitimate children aside and make room for you…. Ok, so a real question for you Mikey… Does your Mom work at the Ford plant?

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