The un-censored Crook discussions.

A haven for those that want to voice their opinions about Michael Crook without his editing.

Mr. Crook just wants his privacy…

Posted by josejump on November 18, 2007

Uh, would that be the reason you posted on the Stranger’s forums trying to get people to your blog?

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Crook Needs attention.

Posted by josejump on November 18, 2007

Everyone look at Mikey. Evidently the Motel walls are getting too small. He needs to come up with more under age girls that he wants to fantasize about.

The reality of it all, my dear readers, is that you can read all of his posts, and you will see very little ever changes. He hides in his room, typing away on his rented computer, trying to get a reaction out of people, because he knows that normally folks don’t pay attention to the dregs of society unless they ring their own bell.

No reason to get disjointed by this guy… take some time, read my posts. Do a little Google research on Michael Crook, Michael Delaney, Michael Vogel. Michael Vogel-Delaney, Silentmike… They are all one in the same and all your digging will show you that he has NEVER been successful at ANYTHING, EVER!

His proudest moments, and unfortunately best accomplishments were 10 years ago, when he was the president of a crappy techno band’s fan club.  Seriously, I kid you not.

Seriously, the only thing he is successful with is being obnoxious. He can make a name for himself by insulting people. Great Mike, you managed to get to the level of Fred Phelps.  That is a proud accomplishment.  He wears his dismal failures with pride, like a badge of honor, failed marriages, failed jobs, failed interviews, failed parenthood, everything he does is a complete mess. He isn’t even good at not being good. He is a failed criminal! He got caught shoplifting, and it wasn’t even something worthwhile. He was shoplifting in a GROCERY STORE. 

Don’t buy into the hype.. the guy is a clown… youtube him… It’s no joke. His eyes are all out of whack and sunken in, His hair is greasy and nasty, and he got hit so many times with an ugly stick, that it left marks.

Go ahead, look at his blog, and take a gander at all the crap he posts… you can leave some comments about how he sicks, because then he will dance around the room when he sees them like some masturbatory juvenile retard. Just understand, he is a skinny little coward that is just looking for some attention, and he will say anything to get it.

Don’t worry, because he is all bark and no bite. He talks it, but he never brings it. he tried a couple of times, and you can see the results… it is now on the Internet for all to torture themselves with.

If you are going to take the time to read his crap, you might as well take a look here too. You will at least see who this special-ed drop out is.

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In honor of the brave men and women that made it through bootcamp…

Posted by josejump on November 11, 2007

I would like to send to you my heartfelt thanks!!!

I am thankful that there are more Americans that actually have an education and understand what sacrifice is, than there are that are complete ignoramuses.

Your selfless acts allow me to have a blog where I can expose the abortion of a child that Mavis brought into this world.  And yes, I am thankful that those rights that you have and continue to fight for allow douche bags like him spew hate. It helps the real people of the world, the ones with charity and appreciation for what God has given us, remember what I could be if the world were full of ignorant, Godless, moronic souls like Crook.

So to those in the Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, Reserves, and Merchant Marines, I salute and appreciate you.

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Even his tired old posts are tired!

Posted by josejump on November 8, 2007

Today I re-post for you viewing pleasure… a simple breakdown of Michael’s MO…

“My impersonation of Mikey….

Blah, blah, blah, (insert racial epithet here.) Blah, blah blah, (insert comment about detractors and do not back it up with evidence here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert comment about unfortunate death here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert rude comment about troops here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert anti-Semitic comment here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert lie about Mormons here.)

Blah, blah, blah, (insert attention whoring phrase about gaining publicity here.) I WON, I WON!

Got anything original that we haven’t heard yet Michael?”

Really… if you look at what he writes, the guy hasn’t had an original thought in YEARS.  But with his wife and him having a combined IQ in the single digits… what do you expect? We aren’t dealing with an evil genius, we are dealing with a special-ed student without his meds.

Seriously, Momma Mavis won;t even let him move into the trailer with her… It’s not like she is tough to find, she lives in the first friggin stall! maybe rent prevents him from affording bus money to get to her…

Well folks, it really isn’t worth getting worked into a dither over. He is a loser, through and through.

The facts don’t lie, he hasn’t managed to make anything of his life. He is an insignificant weasel that lives in a complete ghetto. he has been busted for petty crimes, been divorced more than once. Abandoned more than one kid. Works for temp services, but is so inept at that that even that is temporary.

I can tell you that this pattern will never change. He would pretend to rape the Pope’s dog if he thought it would get a rise out of someone. He is a fake, a fraud, a liar, and a half-wit. Folks, You might do better just to put his website on your personal black list… Or if you want to see him insult people and cause you to get your blood pressure up, by all means, feel free to read his crap.

If it makes you feel any better, feel free to come on over here and post your thoughts and feelings, since the only free speech he believes in, is his own.

Don’t believe me? how is it that he posts about having over a hundred replies to a single post.. however there were none approved.

The man is a complete coward. As predicted, he is a no-show… in every aspect of his life.

He is pretty tough behind the screen of a rentway computer.

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A fun event if you are in the neighborhood.

Posted by josejump on November 8, 2007

The Vineland Library is having

November 11 at 3:00 p.m.
Puerto Rican Discovery Day
Community Event Room

There are some real ratholes for hotels around there, some within walking distance,  if you need a place to stay.

I bet it is a nice library, though I would question the quality of folks in the neighborhood.

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Michael the Autist, I mean Artist…

Posted by josejump on November 6, 2007

So Captain Brilliant gave up another shot at his book. Let me tell you how well he did with that upgrade… last week, his book was ranked on LULU, a self publishing website that he uses to pawn his garbage, at 51,666.

Tonight… with all the quality additions and meaty info on crap that nobody cares about… it has risen… no, make that fallen to a beautiful 52,266. That is right. It sucks so bad, that it is in a steady DECLINE!!! ROFL.

I will be happy to give you a comparison, I have in the past… Today’s publication of focus to compare Mikey’s drivel to is, “People Talk About… Herpes” ranked at 9,626. That is right… since the beginning days of my blog, that allows people to comment on Michael Crook,(unlike his own, where he selects only a few comments) his book has consistently been outperformed by books about poop, boogers, and STD’s.

Now that should tell you something.

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The boy who cried wolf.

Posted by josejump on November 5, 2007

Sure, he will show up at the funeral… Oh yeah, and you can believe he was served with papers too. Just like the McDonalds Corporation sued him…

I would say you could trust him as far as you could throw him, but since he is a buck 20 soaking wet, there are some fellas around here that wouldn’t have an issue hammer tossing his malnourished goofy eyed self pretty far.

And as far as adding 1oo+ pages to his absurdly stupid book, well, you can bet that between all his other vitriolic ideas, he barely had enough room to fill that much without a whole pile of, “I’d hit that,” and “I won,” and “they deserved it.”

I figured I would be on here daily writing about why his ideas are incorrect, and how the reader can see for themselves and make their own conclusions. The problem is.. in the last 4 years, this asshat hasn’t had a new or original idea. It is the same garbage, rehashed over in different incarnations.

See SSDD post…

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MIchael’s idea of free speech.

Posted by josejump on November 3, 2007

All his gay porn magazines that they will have to give to the local waste management company since nobody is going to buy anything from the crap being auctioned off from his delinquent storage space.

So much for that great job of his… He can’t even pay the costs on a storage unit.

No really, Michael Crook and free speech in the same sentence. That is laughable. he himself said that he woke one morning to 100+ comments to be posted, however that same morning, only a handful were approved. That is why I started this blog… it is a place for those who get dumped off his blog to post.  He is a coward and a liar. The only free speech he is interested in, is HIS free speech. Anyone else needs to keep quiet.

Have a great day folks, read some of the comments here, and you can feel free to post your thoughts and opinions on how supportive he is of free speech.

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Mikey’s idol goes down…

Posted by josejump on October 31, 2007

 In case you can’t get to the link, It looks like Old Fred Phelps and his Crook-like band of merry idiots just got hit for 3 million dollars.  Seems that intentionally inflicting emotional distress on someone is not such a nice thing.

MIkey may have to think twice about his celebrity status. Of course, Fred hates gay people, so Mikey wouldn’t be welcome with his crew anyhow.

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Hey, Bruce Rockwell!

Posted by josejump on October 31, 2007

Michael Mentions that you sent him a comment that said,” “if you truly are a Mormon or a MAN,” I would apologize. He then said, “let your conscience be your guide.””

Well, I think you have your answer… he is neither.

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Michael’s Open offer to Rowan.

Posted by josejump on October 31, 2007

Most of you folks have probably stumbled on this blog based on your outrage stemming from the tasteless inane, and insane ramblings of Michael Crook.

I will apologize to you for his actions. He is, quite simply, an ass. Don’t waste your time pursuing this dope, he won’t show up. He has never shown up. In fact he has created such a ruckus in the past, that has has had to hide in his home for weeks on end.

He is so desperate for attention, that he at one point, tried to ebay the option of him leaving the country. Once the auction was to close, he claimed he would leave the country… Well, no such luck.

The guy is a fraud and a liar. he has committed perjury, has made up fake Internet persona on NUMEROUS occasions, and faked his death.

If someone really decided to sue him, they would get nothing, because he has nothing.  He has been, is, and will continue to be a legend in his own mind. Untouchable only because he feels safe and secure that he can sling rocks and duck behind his keyboard for safety.

He will try and exploit your emotions because he gets off on that. There is something messed up in his head that says, “Hey, I need attention, and any attention is good attention.” This leach thrives of the anger and hurt of others….

He will claim he is Mormon, Gay, Nazi, or whatever he thinks might get the biggest rise out of folks. All of it is a lie. He is a skinny little 140lb. loser that has never held a job for long, has never lived in one place too long, has been married and divorced more than once, has fathered and abandoned children more than once, and has been in jail for petty thievery.

The guy is pathetic, he has bounced from home to home through his whole life, and when nobody could handle him anymore, he ended up in a boys home, and THAT was a failure for him. He has pretended to be his own girlfriend on more than one occasion and as mentioned more than once here, faked his death.

He tried to be slick by claiming physical addresses that were nothing more than rented mailboxes. Look, the Moron tried to get into the Military, and when he was on his meds tried to write a tear jerker for the local paper about how he longed to serve his country, but was prevented by health issues. Of course all that changed when he found he could get MORE attention by claiming he faked his way out.

The guy you are pissed at is a douche of the highest order, and a little investigation will come up with all sorts of stuff on him.  Of course, in an effort to both garner more attention and anger people, he will deny it, the problem being it is too well documented.

So Rowan, don’t hold your breath. You won’t see him anytime soon, and you have seen him “debate”.  He will harp on the unfortunate circumstances of Donnie Farrel until the next unfortunate accident comes along.  If you get close enough to him, you may see a retraction, but don’t hold your breath.

So, I apologize for this jerk’s words. They are hurtful. I put him right up there with Fred Phelps of the Westbourough Baptist Church and asshats of his kind. I offer my condolences for the senseless killing of your son, friend, or brother. Hopefully knowing a little more about the scumbag that is taunting you will make you realize that there are more that stand with you, than stand with him.  

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Just in case you want to Visit Jersey…

Posted by josejump on October 31, 2007

Swing by this joint, I hear they have good eats, and crappy service… Anyone able to confirm?

Sugar Hill Subs and Deli
5445  Mays Landing~Somers Point Road
Mays Landing, NJ 08330
Phone: (609) 625-0538

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Where to start…

Posted by josejump on October 30, 2007

I have to chuckle this morning… Crook is working his way up the food chain. At least he has gone from stalking minors to college age kids.

I remember when someone eagerly shared the 10 Candlelight Circle address in Liverpool, NY. Michael freaked. He seriously went ballistic. He was shooting off DMCA notices, and threatening web-hosting services trying to get his address taken down. He was however happy to post other people’s address.

In the process though, he wouldn’t even order pizza he was so scared of people, and when they came to repossess his computer… he called the cops.

He is pretty brave sitting behind his computer. and don;t think for a second that his problem is an Iron deficiency, his real issue is that there is a huge void in his head, so his eyes, as cockeyed as they are, are being sucked back into his head.

So what will it be today Mikey? Ahhh, I see we are going with the unfortunate death to make fun of scenario. Didn’t get enough attention from Mommy as a kid? It’s ok, you can always move back in with Mavis, she may have room in her trailer for you if you can save up the bus fare to get out there… she can sweep one of her other illegitimate children aside and make room for you…. Ok, so a real question for you Mikey… Does your Mom work at the Ford plant?

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Momma’s in prison.

Posted by josejump on October 26, 2007

 Go ahead and give this a clicky…. Something in his latest post just stuck out at me… Speaking of one of his detractors, he says…”Her photo alone pegs her as trailer trash.”

Well, lets take a few looks at our dear Michael….


This fella is quite a looker, ehe? EFF thought so. Enough that they forced him to make this video.


 Here is a nice close up of this handsome devil in his fox interview…


here you get the nice shot of the thrift store tie… he’s so PRETTY!!!

Then of course her investigations of the family are… “fraud and harassment, both crimes…”

Well, It looks like legitimate research is now a crime…. Beyond that, if she is WAAAAY off with her research, then how can she be harassing the family?

I gotta tell you Mike, I am just glad you didn’t for Eggenberger as a last name… now THAT would really be bad.  (sounds Jewish though….) 

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Slow day in Shortbus world.

Posted by josejump on October 25, 2007

Thought I might re-post this, in case Crooks site gets hacked… Since the old debate threads “disappeared”, I guess he figured he would start again. I am afraid someone is unclear on the concept.  Here is how he starts, and my reply is below.

 “Debate One: Military Pay

Posted by Michael Crook on October 25th, 2007

This debate is open to one and all. Counterpoints can be made via commenting.

It is my contention soldiers are paid too much. I propose a $950 monthly stipend, and they must pay 100% of their medical premiums. Retirement benefits must be discontinued. If they truly love their country, they will go for this.

Go for it!”


“hold on.. this is not an introduction to a debate. Do you even know how to debate?

You have to put together not only your point, but information backing your position, then, a counterpoint is made. Then you have the chance for a rebuttal.

The object is not to throw a pile of crap against the wall and see what sticks.

Why are soldiers paid too much? Where does your figure of $950 a month come from? Out of that $950 a month, have you done the research for how much of that would have to go for medical premiums? If you discontinue retirement, what is the alternative?

Spend a little more time collecting your thoughts before you try to play with the big dogs.”

I am hoping he spends a little time and thought in preparing his argument.  Me proclaiming that all men should wear brown socks is not how to start a debate.  Hang in there folks, we are still working with him…  

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