Crook Deconstructed…

Well folks.. it is almost the new year… and we now know a whole lot of things.

1. Michael can’t read.

2. Michael is a bad liar.

3. Michael has the IQ of a garden salad.

4. Michael does in fact work for temp agencies, because he can;t hold down a regular job.

OH the list goes on and on… here is to another year of his pitiful stupidity…

For a full deconstruction of Michael’s year in review, feel free to log into Emily’s Rant, http://emilyjanepearson.wordpress.com/ where we deconstruct Michael’s year end achievement piece by piece, word by word, in the safety of privacy where he can not DMCA everyone…

God bless you all, and have a Happy New Year.

Coal for Crook.

Mikey has no money for Christmas, and the local Charities have gone broke trying to feed his wife… So…. Here we go with the same old, same old…

It is his typical “find a tragedy and use it to get attention” shtick. At this point it is old hat. All except the exciting new twist,(that I reported to the attorney general in his state.) Michael is now the perpetrator of “cybersquatting”. Look it up Michael.

He is blathering on to try and get readers to come see his trash about Nataline Sarkisyan. This poor girl who’s family is forced to experience a tragedy this holiday with the death of their daughter.

I feel for this family, and I would like to offer my condolences and my deepest sympathies. The monster that is trying to use your daughters death as a platform for desperate attention is well profiled, and you should know that you are a successful and blessed family. I am sorry for your tragic loss, and if it makes you feel any better, you can read in this blog about some of the traits that make this guy, that is attacking the memory of your daughter.

He is a complete failure, and know that though you may have lost your daughter this holiday…. He has lost all of his kids, and not to tragic accidents. He is a failure as a father and as a parent. His houses are littered with trash and the danger he has posed to his children has caused the state to see fit to take them away from him and his clueless wife.

Not only that, but as you take time off work to grieve, know that since he can not hold a steady job, the best he can do is to try and bait someone that supports your family into buying an Internet domain named after your daughter.

Feel free to get a lawyer… it won’t be the first time he has heard from one.

He is sitting and sifting through new stories in hopes that he can find ANYTHING that would make someone as miserable as he is this holiday season. I hope and pray you can find comfort in knowing that this guy has nothing… His family wants nothing to do with him. THAT is how much of a failure he is.

So please, be blessed this holiday season. I know it will not help your grief, but please know there are more that support you out in the world than there are the sort like Michael Crook.  You had and continue to have something to lose. He has NOTHING.

Please try your best to enjoy some holiday cheer with those you love. Michael will be going it alone.

Give a Bum a Home…

You know… I have been thinking… I bet Mikey is lonely.

Stuck in that week to week housing with his wife, and not having gainful employment must have him in a tizzy.

Well, since you would have to contact Richard Simmons and have him cut the wall out of the room to get his wife out… I figured maybe we could all pitch in and get Mikey a bus ticket home to see Momma Mavis.

He doesn’t mind moving around… just look at some of the places he has been. He has used addresses in Idaho Falls, ID, Pocatello, ID,  Hopkins, MN,  Atlantic City, NJ, Hammonton, NJ, Mays Landing, NJ, Ocean City, NJ, Dayton, OH, Syracuse, NY, Liverpool, NY… and that isn’t even all of them. Talk about stable.

But Mom… Oh she has settled down.

She has a nice place next to the Ford plant…  you aught to take a look.

http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&cp=39.206064~-94.486928&style=a&lvl=18&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&scene=15093348&encType=1

Mavis Eggenberger/Delaney hasn’t seen her son in ages… She may miss him if she hasn’t disowned him.

Lets all pitch in and get his wife a few weeks worth of little debbie snack cakes, so she can survive for a few days while he is gone, and then we can all try and scrape up the money to get him to Momma’s house.  It’s not like he is going to miss work by going for a Christmas visit.

 I mean we know Momma and Son are close.. remember she was on his forums. She actively wrote in support of her son. She has to want to talk to him… C’mon, take a wander over to the Northgate Mobile estates, and see how the Matriarch of the family lives… And maybe, just maybe we can make life a little bit happier for the both of them.

Donations will be accepted via paypal and if we don’t manage to put enough money together for the bus ticket… the actual money raised will go to support that free drug charity…(once I start it)

The Irony of Charity…

Here are some interesting quotes to consider…

1. “I have walked passed homeless bums, Salvation Army bell ringers, and other lower forms of life, because they are not worthy of being pissed upon, much less worthy of getting a handout.”

This is because Michael Crook lives with homeless bums, gets things from the Salvation Army, and doesn’t have a proverbial “pot to piss in” himself.

2. “You mean people don’t donate out of the goodness of their hearts? People attack me because I have nevermade a donation in my life. Not once. Never will, either. Yet these same people make donations, but happily accept that receipt so they can not only take credit for the donation, but reap a reward in the form of a tax deduction. Now, there’s nothing wrong with that, but these people cannot then tout their supposed heroism. “

Michael has never made a donation in his life, because he has never had any money. However, he was happy to try (when he was in the Mormon church) to get into their welfare system. The patience finally ran out for them when he wasn’t willing to make an effort himself, to get off the “dole.”

 One might also note the irony in him also trying to get a house from habitat for humanity, and for taking part in housing programs that cater to folks that are below the poverty line (Yes Mikey, I have friends all over.)

He needs no tax deductions because he pays virtually no taxes, and since he makes so little, he gets it all back.

If you choose to make a donation in his name this season, see if there is a prescription drug program that gives free meds to sociopaths, and give it to them… not in his name, but with his hotel room on it…

God Bless us, every one…

I’m Flattered, really I am…

First of all Mikey, I am flattered that you would read my blog.

Second of all, I appreciate the DMCA notice… now I feel complete… it actually cements my Theory into fact, that he is a one trick pony… squalks about innocent people and tries to exploit the emotions of their family, and then when the going gets tough… out come the DMCA notices.

Seriously, this guy is amazing! How do you do it.. wake up at what, 10 or 11 am, roll over and ask your wife to move because she is blocking the light from the Motel window… get up, hop on your rentway computer and look at all the comments that people have left you. Delete them, then write some supporting ones for yourself.

Then what… revise your sorry book…again?

Surf the net looking for tragic stories… write about them, hoping to get someone upset… then take a break to worship at the porcelain throne where you pay homage to Fred Phelps, the only person that is as daft as you, only he is infinitely better, because he actually shows up.

Then you check the blogs that have exposed you again and again… Well, I am honored. You are one of the HUNDREDS of people that visit my blog each day. One of the hundreds that know what a fraud, and a coward you are.

You join the ranks of the daily HUNDREDS that now know how you faked deaths, faked adresses, and faked fatherhood. Sillygoose must sure love you and how smart you are… what a woman to follow you around, even after you tried to cheat on her. Even after you (and I love this part) send a DMCA take-down notice for a picture of your penis that you sent to someone in an IM chat…. THAT was AWESOME!!!

Thanks again for visiting my humble blog… I am honored that you would think so much of my writing that you would send me a notice… I was wondering when one of those would show up.

In honor of your daily visits, I would like to share with the world, your ode to the mall workers.

“The lost revenue during this season is one thing to consider. Also, does the store want its employees deaths to be for naught? They didn’t ask or deserve to die, but they died doing what retail employees do: providing customer service to ungrateful, arrogant, ill-bred customers.” 

Hopefully that temp job holds out long enough for you to make the room payment just in time for Christmas…

(Quote used without permission from Michael Scott Crook Vogel Delaney.)

Mikey is sorry….

Here are a few direct quotes from his blog. (since a DMCA notice was sent to wordpress because he doesn’t like folks outing him. EFF will get a copy, don’t worry.)

“For the first time in ages, I feel horrible.”

Losing his kid because of his own malfeasance never made him feel bad… figures

 ”Watching the “Today” show … is somewhat hard to take.”

Why, because it is a daily reminder that you can’t hold down a full time job?

He goes on about how Hearing the Mangers from teh mall being choked up”touches me.”

Who were you touching, that is what we want to know…

“I feel horrible about the jokes I’ve made about the victim side of the story, and I apologize for that.”

What? What’s that? Oh… I thought for a second you were serious.

He hoots some more about the shooters friends trying to explain this psycho’s issues, saying the comments were “ill-timed.” but hops right back on the Crook bandwagon insulting fast food workers.

Michael knows…  his whole life was ill-timed, and he will never get above the level of fast food worker.

“This season will forever be marred for the employees’ families who lost someone in this shooting, and to them, again I apologize.”

Wow, that has a more hollow sound than his bank account.

Here is the direct translation.

Someone has been calling me, probably a lawyer and now I am freaked out that I might get in trouble. I will apologize, insincerely, so that I can try and get out of some trouble that I am in for all the things I write. In all reality I am too dumb to know when enough is enough.

By the way, I found half a pill behind the toilet in my Motel room.

If you change your mind over his faux change of heart… you would be mistaken. He did the same thing with a teen drunk driver he was stalking.. that was an on again, off again apology.

His words are as hollow as his head. He also apologized to vet’s who he had hurt with his words, and then just plugged along doing the same thing afterward. He is a callous, cold, little man. I wouldn’t count on any amount of sincerity out of this guy… Can you really trust a guy that lies more than a lawyer?

Michael “Fred Phelps” Crook.

Now that tard boy is on the hunt for more attention, (the problem being, you can’t get medical benefits when you do temp work once a month, so his meds are out, and he is too broke to buy more,) he is stalking the net for girls he could NEVER get.

Come on, you have seen the pictures and the interviews. What girl in he right mind would touch that guy with a ten foot pole except to beat him over the head? Can you imagine that nasally voice trying to whisper sweet nothings into your ear? It is about as appealing as Charlie Brown’s school teacher.

You would have to have beer goggles to the point of Alcohol poisoning to consider taking that guy home. The greasy hair, sunken eyes, and yes you would have to take him home, as I am not sure there is enough room in the hotel room his wife and him struggle to rent by the week for all three of you.

Yes, he is THAT desperate for attention. Make no mistake. That is the only reason he writes any of this about anyone. He has a documented history of stalking underage girls, trolling for dates while he is married, and playing the attention whore card.

Look folks, all the people out here in normal land offer our deepest condolences. We have friends and Children. These are things that have been all taken away form Michael Crook, more than once. The only thing he has to cling to, is a hope that someday, someone will buy one of his books.

Unfortunately while you struggle with your loss, he will print something vile about it, and revel in your pain as you try to find some comfort. You have lost plenty; friends and family members. He has literally NOTHING to lose.  The clothes on his back, and whatever Charitable donations he might receive, as his worldly possessions…(boxes of old newspapers and his feces collection) have all been sold off or dumped in a dumpster. That is why he is so desperate to sell his book. He needs money, and some self satisfaction…something he has no capacity to get from any of his accomplishments, as he is a complete failure. No more kids, the court has seen fit to relieve him of that duty, on more than one account. So you will tell him that he has more than one child, and all he will say is no… which technically is true, because legally, he is not that father of any of them.

He will play games all day, but once you figure him out, as most of us have… It is just old hat. You tell me if you should even be concerned about a guy who hasn’t help a permanent job in ages, who had a marriage that lasted about 6 months and ended when his wife beat the crap out of him. Lost kids because he is such a failure as a parent, and has been moved out of more homes and apartments than I can count. (He has even had the the health department force him out because he lived in so much squalor. )

The question is, do you REALLY want to let yourself be effected by this troll? He is a nothing, that will say ANYTHING to make you think he is SOMETHING…which he is not.