Inconvenient lie…

Yeah, sorry man. you should have known Mikey would never meet with you. He says he wouldn’t come alone, but the bigger question is, who would come with him? his halfwit cow of a wife?

 hope you never really expected him to show up anywhere. he is a coward, why else would he be attacking people who had passed on. Anyone alive could tear him limb from limb.

 I wish I had more to report, but the rest is just the same old same old.  I don’t even read his blog in detail much anymore. He has no new tricks. This one trick pony has played itself out.

Yawn….

Hey Crook, too bad you don’t have any family to visit on Thanksgiving… is that why you are attempting to torment other families? So what, you and your cow of a wife are going to stare at the walls of your Motel room? What’s for dinner? Is she going to be lying on the bed in her stretch pants and Winnie the Pooh T-Shirt, her fingers all coated with cheese from the off brand dollar store corn puffs, laughing like sloth from the goonies, as she watches Jerry Springer re-runs on television?

I imagine you will be hunkered over your keyboard trolling the Internet trying to find some unfortunate soul who has succumbed to a terrible accident. You might want to get a piece of toilet paper to wipe that crusty white stuff off the corners of your mouth, and slide your greasy hair to the side as you switch between porn and digging for attention getting stories.

I guess you have one thing to be thankful for this holiday. You can thank the good lord that your motel room has 2 locks on it…

You are getting more and more pathetic. You and the wife aught to go down to the local clinic so you can refill your meds.

To those who have lost family and friends this holiday season, I am sorry that you had to stumble on that miserable troll.  Take a look around here, and you can see what he is all about. Unfortunately the best he can do is repeat the same shtick over and over again, hoping to get attention. He hasn’t had an original though his whole life. He rehashes the same M.O. over and over again.  Expect more of the same from this scumbag of the highest order.

Mr. Crook just wants his privacy…

Uh, would that be the reason you posted on the Stranger’s forums trying to get people to your blog?

http://forums.thestranger.com/showthread.php?p=53471#post53471

Crook Needs attention.

Everyone look at Mikey. Evidently the Motel walls are getting too small. He needs to come up with more under age girls that he wants to fantasize about.

The reality of it all, my dear readers, is that you can read all of his posts, and you will see very little ever changes. He hides in his room, typing away on his rented computer, trying to get a reaction out of people, because he knows that normally folks don’t pay attention to the dregs of society unless they ring their own bell.

No reason to get disjointed by this guy… take some time, read my posts. Do a little Google research on Michael Crook, Michael Delaney, Michael Vogel. Michael Vogel-Delaney, Silentmike… They are all one in the same and all your digging will show you that he has NEVER been successful at ANYTHING, EVER!

His proudest moments, and unfortunately best accomplishments were 10 years ago, when he was the president of a crappy techno band’s fan club.  Seriously, I kid you not.

Seriously, the only thing he is successful with is being obnoxious. He can make a name for himself by insulting people. Great Mike, you managed to get to the level of Fred Phelps.  That is a proud accomplishment.  He wears his dismal failures with pride, like a badge of honor, failed marriages, failed jobs, failed interviews, failed parenthood, everything he does is a complete mess. He isn’t even good at not being good. He is a failed criminal! He got caught shoplifting, and it wasn’t even something worthwhile. He was shoplifting in a GROCERY STORE. 

Don’t buy into the hype.. the guy is a clown… youtube him… It’s no joke. His eyes are all out of whack and sunken in, His hair is greasy and nasty, and he got hit so many times with an ugly stick, that it left marks.

Go ahead, look at his blog, and take a gander at all the crap he posts… you can leave some comments about how he sicks, because then he will dance around the room when he sees them like some masturbatory juvenile retard. Just understand, he is a skinny little coward that is just looking for some attention, and he will say anything to get it.

Don’t worry, because he is all bark and no bite. He talks it, but he never brings it. he tried a couple of times, and you can see the results… it is now on the Internet for all to torture themselves with.

If you are going to take the time to read his crap, you might as well take a look here too. You will at least see who this special-ed drop out is.

In honor of the brave men and women that made it through bootcamp…

I would like to send to you my heartfelt thanks!!!

I am thankful that there are more Americans that actually have an education and understand what sacrifice is, than there are that are complete ignoramuses.

Your selfless acts allow me to have a blog where I can expose the abortion of a child that Mavis brought into this world.  And yes, I am thankful that those rights that you have and continue to fight for allow douche bags like him spew hate. It helps the real people of the world, the ones with charity and appreciation for what God has given us, remember what I could be if the world were full of ignorant, Godless, moronic souls like Crook.

So to those in the Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, Reserves, and Merchant Marines, I salute and appreciate you.

Even his tired old posts are tired!

Today I re-post for you viewing pleasure… a simple breakdown of Michael’s MO…

“My impersonation of Mikey….

Blah, blah, blah, (insert racial epithet here.) Blah, blah blah, (insert comment about detractors and do not back it up with evidence here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert comment about unfortunate death here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert rude comment about troops here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert anti-Semitic comment here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert lie about Mormons here.)

Blah, blah, blah, (insert attention whoring phrase about gaining publicity here.) I WON, I WON!

Got anything original that we haven’t heard yet Michael?”

Really… if you look at what he writes, the guy hasn’t had an original thought in YEARS.  But with his wife and him having a combined IQ in the single digits… what do you expect? We aren’t dealing with an evil genius, we are dealing with a special-ed student without his meds.

Seriously, Momma Mavis won;t even let him move into the trailer with her… It’s not like she is tough to find, she lives in the first friggin stall! maybe rent prevents him from affording bus money to get to her…

Well folks, it really isn’t worth getting worked into a dither over. He is a loser, through and through.

The facts don’t lie, he hasn’t managed to make anything of his life. He is an insignificant weasel that lives in a complete ghetto. he has been busted for petty crimes, been divorced more than once. Abandoned more than one kid. Works for temp services, but is so inept at that that even that is temporary.

I can tell you that this pattern will never change. He would pretend to rape the Pope’s dog if he thought it would get a rise out of someone. He is a fake, a fraud, a liar, and a half-wit. Folks, You might do better just to put his website on your personal black list… Or if you want to see him insult people and cause you to get your blood pressure up, by all means, feel free to read his crap.

If it makes you feel any better, feel free to come on over here and post your thoughts and feelings, since the only free speech he believes in, is his own.

Don’t believe me? how is it that he posts about having over a hundred replies to a single post.. however there were none approved.

The man is a complete coward. As predicted, he is a no-show… in every aspect of his life.

He is pretty tough behind the screen of a rentway computer.

A fun event if you are in the neighborhood.

The Vineland Library is having

November 11 at 3:00 p.m.
Puerto Rican Discovery Day
Community Event Room

There are some real ratholes for hotels around there, some within walking distance,  if you need a place to stay.

I bet it is a nice library, though I would question the quality of folks in the neighborhood.

Michael the Autist, I mean Artist…

So Captain Brilliant gave up another shot at his book. Let me tell you how well he did with that upgrade… last week, his book was ranked on LULU, a self publishing website that he uses to pawn his garbage, at 51,666.

Tonight… with all the quality additions and meaty info on crap that nobody cares about… it has risen… no, make that fallen to a beautiful 52,266. That is right. It sucks so bad, that it is in a steady DECLINE!!! ROFL.

I will be happy to give you a comparison, I have in the past… Today’s publication of focus to compare Mikey’s drivel to is, “People Talk About… Herpes” ranked at 9,626. That is right… since the beginning days of my blog, that allows people to comment on Michael Crook,(unlike his own, where he selects only a few comments) his book has consistently been outperformed by books about poop, boogers, and STD’s.

Now that should tell you something.

The boy who cried wolf.

Sure, he will show up at the funeral… Oh yeah, and you can believe he was served with papers too. Just like the McDonalds Corporation sued him…

I would say you could trust him as far as you could throw him, but since he is a buck 20 soaking wet, there are some fellas around here that wouldn’t have an issue hammer tossing his malnourished goofy eyed self pretty far.

And as far as adding 1oo+ pages to his absurdly stupid book, well, you can bet that between all his other vitriolic ideas, he barely had enough room to fill that much without a whole pile of, “I’d hit that,” and “I won,” and “they deserved it.”

I figured I would be on here daily writing about why his ideas are incorrect, and how the reader can see for themselves and make their own conclusions. The problem is.. in the last 4 years, this asshat hasn’t had a new or original idea. It is the same garbage, rehashed over in different incarnations.

See SSDD post…

MIchael’s idea of free speech.

All his gay porn magazines that they will have to give to the local waste management company since nobody is going to buy anything from the crap being auctioned off from his delinquent storage space.

http://www.syracuse.com/classifieds/results.ssf/single.ata?single=1193732930270740&aff=syr&keyword=none

So much for that great job of his… He can’t even pay the costs on a storage unit.

No really, Michael Crook and free speech in the same sentence. That is laughable. he himself said that he woke one morning to 100+ comments to be posted, however that same morning, only a handful were approved. That is why I started this blog… it is a place for those who get dumped off his blog to post.  He is a coward and a liar. The only free speech he is interested in, is HIS free speech. Anyone else needs to keep quiet.

Have a great day folks, read some of the comments here, and you can feel free to post your thoughts and opinions on how supportive he is of free speech.