Mikey’s idol goes down…

http://www.kansascity.com/news/breaking_news/story/341137.html

 In case you can’t get to the link, It looks like Old Fred Phelps and his Crook-like band of merry idiots just got hit for 3 million dollars.  Seems that intentionally inflicting emotional distress on someone is not such a nice thing.

MIkey may have to think twice about his celebrity status. Of course, Fred hates gay people, so Mikey wouldn’t be welcome with his crew anyhow.

Hey, Bruce Rockwell!

Michael Mentions that you sent him a comment that said,” “if you truly are a Mormon or a MAN,” I would apologize. He then said, “let your conscience be your guide.””

Well, I think you have your answer… he is neither.

Michael’s Open offer to Rowan.

Most of you folks have probably stumbled on this blog based on your outrage stemming from the tasteless inane, and insane ramblings of Michael Crook.

I will apologize to you for his actions. He is, quite simply, an ass. Don’t waste your time pursuing this dope, he won’t show up. He has never shown up. In fact he has created such a ruckus in the past, that has has had to hide in his home for weeks on end.

He is so desperate for attention, that he at one point, tried to ebay the option of him leaving the country. Once the auction was to close, he claimed he would leave the country… Well, no such luck.

The guy is a fraud and a liar. he has committed perjury, has made up fake Internet persona on NUMEROUS occasions, and faked his death.

If someone really decided to sue him, they would get nothing, because he has nothing.  He has been, is, and will continue to be a legend in his own mind. Untouchable only because he feels safe and secure that he can sling rocks and duck behind his keyboard for safety.

He will try and exploit your emotions because he gets off on that. There is something messed up in his head that says, “Hey, I need attention, and any attention is good attention.” This leach thrives of the anger and hurt of others….

He will claim he is Mormon, Gay, Nazi, or whatever he thinks might get the biggest rise out of folks. All of it is a lie. He is a skinny little 140lb. loser that has never held a job for long, has never lived in one place too long, has been married and divorced more than once, has fathered and abandoned children more than once, and has been in jail for petty thievery.

The guy is pathetic, he has bounced from home to home through his whole life, and when nobody could handle him anymore, he ended up in a boys home, and THAT was a failure for him. He has pretended to be his own girlfriend on more than one occasion and as mentioned more than once here, faked his death.

He tried to be slick by claiming physical addresses that were nothing more than rented mailboxes. Look, the Moron tried to get into the Military, and when he was on his meds tried to write a tear jerker for the local paper about how he longed to serve his country, but was prevented by health issues. Of course all that changed when he found he could get MORE attention by claiming he faked his way out.

The guy you are pissed at is a douche of the highest order, and a little investigation will come up with all sorts of stuff on him.  Of course, in an effort to both garner more attention and anger people, he will deny it, the problem being it is too well documented.

So Rowan, don’t hold your breath. You won’t see him anytime soon, and you have seen him “debate”.  He will harp on the unfortunate circumstances of Donnie Farrel until the next unfortunate accident comes along.  If you get close enough to him, you may see a retraction, but don’t hold your breath.

So, I apologize for this jerk’s words. They are hurtful. I put him right up there with Fred Phelps of the Westbourough Baptist Church and asshats of his kind. I offer my condolences for the senseless killing of your son, friend, or brother. Hopefully knowing a little more about the scumbag that is taunting you will make you realize that there are more that stand with you, than stand with him.  

Just in case you want to Visit Jersey…

Swing by this joint, I hear they have good eats, and crappy service… Anyone able to confirm?

Sugar Hill Subs and Deli
5445  Mays Landing~Somers Point Road
Mays Landing, NJ 08330
Phone: (609) 625-0538

Where to start…

I have to chuckle this morning… Crook is working his way up the food chain. At least he has gone from stalking minors to college age kids.

I remember when someone eagerly shared the 10 Candlelight Circle address in Liverpool, NY. Michael freaked. He seriously went ballistic. He was shooting off DMCA notices, and threatening web-hosting services trying to get his address taken down. He was however happy to post other people’s address.

In the process though, he wouldn’t even order pizza he was so scared of people, and when they came to repossess his computer… he called the cops.

He is pretty brave sitting behind his computer. and don;t think for a second that his problem is an Iron deficiency, his real issue is that there is a huge void in his head, so his eyes, as cockeyed as they are, are being sucked back into his head.

So what will it be today Mikey? Ahhh, I see we are going with the unfortunate death to make fun of scenario. Didn’t get enough attention from Mommy as a kid? It’s ok, you can always move back in with Mavis, she may have room in her trailer for you if you can save up the bus fare to get out there… she can sweep one of her other illegitimate children aside and make room for you…. Ok, so a real question for you Mikey… Does your Mom work at the Ford plant?

Momma’s in prison.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2390696

 Go ahead and give this a clicky…. Something in his latest post just stuck out at me… Speaking of one of his detractors, he says…”Her photo alone pegs her as trailer trash.”

Well, lets take a few looks at our dear Michael….

This fella is quite a looker, ehe? EFF thought so. Enough that they forced him to make this video.

 Here is a nice close up of this handsome devil in his fox interview…

here you get the nice shot of the thrift store tie… he’s so PRETTY!!!

Then of course her investigations of the family are… “fraud and harassment, both crimes…”

Well, It looks like legitimate research is now a crime…. Beyond that, if she is WAAAAY off with her research, then how can she be harassing the family?

I gotta tell you Mike, I am just glad you didn’t for Eggenberger as a last name… now THAT would really be bad.  (sounds Jewish though….) 

Slow day in Shortbus world.

Thought I might re-post this, in case Crooks site gets hacked… Since the old debate threads “disappeared”, I guess he figured he would start again. I am afraid someone is unclear on the concept.  Here is how he starts, and my reply is below.

 ”Debate One: Military Pay

Posted by Michael Crook on October 25th, 2007

This debate is open to one and all. Counterpoints can be made via commenting.

It is my contention soldiers are paid too much. I propose a $950 monthly stipend, and they must pay 100% of their medical premiums. Retirement benefits must be discontinued. If they truly love their country, they will go for this.

Go for it!”

Reply: 

“hold on.. this is not an introduction to a debate. Do you even know how to debate?

You have to put together not only your point, but information backing your position, then, a counterpoint is made. Then you have the chance for a rebuttal.

The object is not to throw a pile of crap against the wall and see what sticks.

Why are soldiers paid too much? Where does your figure of $950 a month come from? Out of that $950 a month, have you done the research for how much of that would have to go for medical premiums? If you discontinue retirement, what is the alternative?

Spend a little more time collecting your thoughts before you try to play with the big dogs.”

I am hoping he spends a little time and thought in preparing his argument.  Me proclaiming that all men should wear brown socks is not how to start a debate.  Hang in there folks, we are still working with him…  

Momma’s alright, Daddy’s alright…

…Michael is a little bit weird…

Today gave me a real chuckle… I was overjoyed to read that Michael now has set down new harassment ground-rules.

No contacting living relatives or posting contact info… does Michael have to follow that rule? Nope… he gets to call your spouse, list your underage sister’s info on the Internet, addresses, all sorts of things… But Mavis, she is off limits…

I love how that game has turned to. “Do as I say, not as I do.” Well, I guess it hasn’t “turned” that way at all. everyone is open to his attacks, and you have to sit and take it. It is when the tide is turned that you start to get threats.

Got Debate threads?

Where’s the Beef?

Anyone else find it interesting that Michael offers a debate, the offer is accepted, then the posts regarding both mysteriously disappear?

I don’t.

Nothing New….

Since Crook’s rhetoric never changes, it gets tough to remain motivated to comment on his writings. I though today I would help folks understand what type of guy he is.

On 06-18-2004, 12:59 PM, Michael Crook posted on the Stormfront forum that following:

“88 Sisters!

I am a 26 year old male in Syracuse, New York, looking for an Aryan lady, aged 18-26, who is looking for friendship, and possibly more. I would like to meet a woman who eventually wants to have children, and with me raise racially aware Aryan children in an environment that teaches non-whites are inferior.

I am looking for a woman who’s sensitive, has a sense of humor, and who can be my friend besides a lover.

If you’d like to talk, get in contact with me.

Mike”

You want to know the real interesting part? HE WAS STILL MARRIED!  He posts again asking for the same on 8-12-2004, just two months later… Still married.

In fact, if he is to believed, he was married up to this year.  Nice upstanding guy this Michael Crook.

Want some admissions of his own about his Membership in the Mormon church?

“What’s ironic is that I was raised Mormon.

I don’t attend anymore, and in fact resigned from the church in 2004.

One of the requirements in the religion to join and/or advance within their ranks is to “not be affiliated with any group or cause that is contrary to the church’s teachings”.

And yes, that includes being a member of groups like NA, NSM, or whatever.

Sickening.

And one of many reasons why I am no longer Mormon.”

This was posted on 3-09-2007. Something tells me their view has not changed since then, and his views of other races haven’t seemed to have changed.

Truly, there is a reality that anyone has to face, and that is that he is more interested in attention than anything else, by his own admission.

Again…. the reader can decide who is right… (by the way Mike, I have said that all along.)

Runnin’ with the Devil.

Don’t worry folks, he is tough as nails. (those plastic ones that you get with a kids construction toy set.)

Really, this on again, off again tough guy stuff he pulls is sad.

Let me tell you how much of a stand up guy he is.

First, I refer you to the videos below. He was completely beaten by Hannity and Colmes, and then he was worked over by Deihl and the EFF. So much for sticking to your guns and being serious about troops, and fighting Deihl to the bitter end….. Crook folded like a cheap deck of cards.

He couldn’t even hack parenthood. The research has been done… this guy has more than one child he has no contact with.

Seriously, the faked death 5 times (documented) that always comes when the heat gets turned up. That shows some serious backbone.

Why, just last week he said he was happy to debate, but then mysteriously the post and all related comments disappeared. Don’t worry, I fully expect him to deny it and then re-issue to challenge to have it disappear again. I had some good info on Crook family members and the military too… dang. You can read the Tucker max forums if you happened to miss those, as they show you how well he can debate.  He ran like a scared kid.

Vet boxing, lawsuits, do I need to go on? It isn’t my track record that is in question, you need only to read some of the comments here and find many of the folks saying, “I tried to post this over at Crooks site, but he deleted the post.” Typical of how willing he is to debate.

Not only that but his idea of an exchange of ideas is some drivel that includes one of the categories that he typically rants about, (see SSDD post) and then some sort of maniacal hand twisting as he jumps up and down claiming he won, without ever really showing a shred of evidence or backing his views.

Don’t worry, when it is convenient or expedient, he will change them.

I can only figure that it is in his blood. Yup. you can trace that all the way up the bloodline. One can only hope that the kids he has no more contact with will break the Crook curse.

But please, don’t take my word on it… feel free to make you own conclusions and I am happy to allow you to post them here, whether you agree or disagree with me.

Today’s Exclusive!!!

See SSDD below…

sorry, nothing exciting to comment on.

Don’t believe me, YOU read it.

I wonder if I could make an interactive score sheet for each of his posts… Just make some columns for; Race, Mormon, tragedy, Jews, pat on the back, detractors, and useless drivel.

You can play it  each afternoon, just like the licence plate game, or signpost bingo in a car.  It could be fun and you surely would score high every day.

Good Sunday to you all, though it is not the true Sabbath, I encourage those of you who practice some sort of sabbath to continue to do so, and maybe, if you run out of things to pray for, toss a little somthin in for Mikey… you never know how the good Lord answers prayers, it might be a point for the good guys.

Yawn, …ok Miguel… Lets look at your post.

This is like a retarded kid clawing at your leg insisting you look at the mud pie he made in a sandbox full of cat poo.

I told you it was the same garbage… 

The illegal immigrant (racial epithet, You may or may not be surprised that I m not even an immigrant, I was born in this country, Seattle area to be exact.)is at it again, proving his obsession. I don’t get what his issue is. (Oh, I don’t know, maybe I have nothing better to do than to bug you, Or maybe it is that you are so full of crap, that I feel somewhat of a responsibility to inform the folks you troll of exactly who and what you are?)

He calls my comments about the troops “rude”. I think not; it was reality. The only people that got hurt were military widows, so no one important suffered. (Rude comment  about the troops, anyone shocked yet?)The truth hurts: troops aren’t fighting for this country, but to fatten their own bank accounts at our expense. (Uh huh, you sure got me on this one… The troops are just rolling in the money when come back from fighting for our country, of course how would you know, you couldn’t hack it past basic training…)

He calls what I say about Mormons false. Again, it is not so. The Mormon faith originally taught coloreds carried the Mark of Cain, and this cannot be denied. Colored men could not hold the priesthood until 1978, and this too is documented. (Ooh, he is getting creative, he managed to roll racial epithets and Mormon comments all into one. Too bad he has no concept as to what religion in general has to do with anything. I think that is because you have to have a soul to understand God. I don’t believe I ever said that these documented facts were wrong, Just your twisted conclusions.)

The original beliefs regarding the Mark of Cain is what initially attracted me to the church and drove my desire to join when I was 9. ( Great, so you didn’t get it then, and you haven’t matured in your understanding since.)

Then, he whines about my so-called racist remarks. (The whole process includes sobbing openly on my mothers shoulder as she pats my back.) He is biased, being a minority, and he ignores the fact that what I have said about Jews and coloreds is supported by historical documentation. (We can’t miss the Jewish info, right?Documentation by anti-Semites… reliable for sure. So the book on the holocaust will be a bunch of rewritten crap by a moron that took it from another idiot that wrote it in the first place.)

The problem here is that I have addressed ALL of his hateful points, yet he ignores my responses, because he is capable of only hate and cannot debate. (Pretty evident that I am not the one that is scared of addressing facts, in that you consistently do not publish any comments on your blog or edit them to not include facts that would rebut all your garbage. I have not yet been invited to debate anything with Mike. his best shot at a “debate” is to set up a straw man defence, that never works. For example… I list TONS of facts about the guy, and all he can pull out of it is that he wins, because he in fact owns a car.)

He is still welcome to address my responses over the past few days, (There is nothing worth posting, see my post from earlier this morning)but he is too scared. He will instead respond with moral outrage,(Morals, Ironic you should be the one to bring that up.) hateful rhetoric, (the only thing I have disdain for is, well, you, otherwise, I am pretty alright with the world.) and a complete lack of fact and journalistic integrity.(First of all, pretty much all of the facts that we have about you, and the things you have done and said in the past are all backed up and documented. If, by chance my education on the Mormon’s is a little shy, well, give me 30 seconds to read, and I will be further along than you. Just so you know… I am also not a journalist. I also note another wonderful piece or irony in that Crook uses the word “integrity”.)

It’s par for the course with these people, which is why they amuse me so. When they post “research” they did, and present it as “fact”. (Ok, it is the weekend, I will play a little tonight, and be happy to get some more quotes and sources.  Maybe I will even get a copy of your wiener, since you IM’d that to a guy. Oh, don’t worry, I have a copy of the DMCA notice you sent him since you said he couldn’t use the picture of your genitalia. )Usually, it is so far off-base that it’s nothing short of entertainment and free publicity.

They are too inbred to realize by detracting me, they give me free publicity.(Ohhh, lucky us, two free publicity’s and a inbred  all in a row, I think we may have the list!!!)

Rock on.

Any comments (or response to my points), Jose?

I thought not. ( Hurray!!! I think we have them all!!! Oh wait… he forgot to stalk an underage child and comment about their unfortunate demise and how giddy with excitement he is to troll for angry responses from hurt family members.)

So bottom line is, my post from earlier today stands on it’s own.

Again, as usual, I will not force my conclusions onto any of you, the public.  We are all wrong, and Mikey, the brilliant scholar and moral compass of the 21st century is correct.

Ok, now I am going to go wash my cat and try to get the last 10 minutes of my life back.

S.S.D.D… Same Stuff, Different Day…

My impersonation of Mikey….

Blah, blah, blah, (insert racial epithet here.) Blah, blah blah, (insert comment about detractors and do not back it up with evidence here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert comment about unfortunate death here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert rude comment about troops here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert anti-Semitic comment here.) Blah, blah, blah, (insert lie about Mormons here.)

Blah, blah, blah, (insert attention whoring phrase about gaining publicity here.) I WON, I WON!

Got anything original that we haven’t heard yet Michael?

My response to his blathering today? Well, it is draw your own conclusion day… I think his posts pretty much speak for his lunacy by themselves.

ROFL, good enough to repost…

I thought this comment was worth getting up here a second time, since the author himself said that Crook had deleted it from his own blog.

I have to say, I have my own opinions on Crook, and they hapen to coincide with this guy, especially based on his newfound excitement about the “free publicity” he is getting and how he thinks it is wonderful. (He seems to think the publicity outweighs the fact he has been exposed for a liar and a fraud.)

“I’m not from Custer County, and I know Mr. Crook. He is an individual suffrering from maladaptive coping mechanisms, delusions of grandeur, narcissistic and antisocial behaviors; sadly lacking in compassion and empathy for those who are suffering, only because he is so gravely disabled himself. I could write a thesis on Mr. Crook, but why waste my time, . . .I’ve seen his paper trail. For those who have the misfortune to stumble across the sick rantings of this unstable, histrionic individual, please understand that the ONLY way he can feel good about himself is by trying to make others feel bad, . . .please, . . .don’t fall for it. (And apparently he is off his medication once AGAIN!)

Crook deleted the above comments twice off his blog, so I posted them on this site, . . .please don’t respond to any of his comments or rantings, . . . .that is the only “drama” he has in his pathetic life. Trust me, . . . .I know firsthand.

T.M. Pilcher”

Now I am not sure who this guy is, he could be anyone… but someone made a funny!